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You don't run on caffeine. You don't run on inspiration. You run on fries, gravy, and cheese curds, layered into a battery that the body somehow accepts as a fuel source. Science doesn't fully understand it. The body doesn't care. The battery is full. You're ready.

This shirt is for the Canadian who treats poutine not as a meal but as a charging protocol. You plug in, you wait, you are restored. The exact mechanism is unclear and irrelevant.

Full charge. Full plate. Go.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.