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Two things keep this country running: ideals that look great on paper, and the hot brown liquid that makes people functional enough to care about them. This shirt understands that balance.
A bald eagle clutching a steaming mug in one talon and the flag in the other is not a parody. It is a self-portrait. The steam rises in red, white, and blue because your morning coffee has always been a patriotic act — you just hadn't framed it that way yet.
For the person who is absolutely useless before the first cup but becomes insufferably principled afterward. Grab one. You've earned it.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CerealBox Ink
- Email: contact@support.cerealboxink.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Powered By Freedom and Caffeine Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
