Keep Calm and Pass the Poutine

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The British Crown told you to keep calm. Canada had a better idea. This shirt is for the person who knows that the appropriate response to any stressful situation — bad day at work, relationship drama, geopolitical tension — is a plate of fries drowning in gravy and cheese curds, passed immediately to your left.

This one's for the Canadian who treats poutine the way everyone else treats therapy. Cheaper, faster, better results.

If you have to explain it to someone, they haven't earned a bite.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.