Fireworks & Poor Decisions

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This shirt is a confession and a costume at the same time. You know exactly who wears this on the Fourth — sunglasses held together with a prayer, holding a sparkler in one hand and a hot dog in the other, absolutely certain everything is going to be fine.

 

It's for the person who treats amateur pyrotechnics as a personal challenge. The one who light the big one, steps back three feet instead of thirty, and considers that a responsible choice.

 

Freedom is owning your decisions. Even the loud, smoky, slightly dangerous ones. Grab it before someone tells you not to.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.