Clippy - Looks Like You’re Having an Existential Crisis
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Meet everyone’s favorite aggressively helpful office assistant—now updated for modern burnout.
This design features a beautifully unhinged, nostalgia-soaked paperclip delivering the least helpful advice possible:
“It looks like you’re having an existential crisis.”
Equal parts corporate optimism and emotional collapse, this piece is for anyone who survived early Microsoft software, open-office plans, and the slow realization that “per my last email” is a cry for help. It’s smart parody for people who find humor in spreadsheets, deadlines, and the quiet dread of adulthood.
Perfect for desks, walls, or anywhere you need a reminder that even the tools designed to help us are not okay.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CerealBox Ink
- Email: contact@support.cerealboxink.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Clippy - Looks Like You’re Having an Existential Crisis Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|