“Just Glitching” Retro Reality Tee
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The Core Vibe
This design is a love letter to anyone who’s ever needed a reboot—but not a replacement. Front and center is a classic yellow smiley face, intentionally glitched and distorted, like a corrupted save file from the ‘90s. It’s cheerful… but in a “my Wi-Fi is down and I’m holding it together” kind of way.
The Statement
Below the smiley, the line “I’m not broken, just glitching.” delivers the punchline. It’s self-aware, a little sarcastic, and painfully relatable—basically mental health humor for people who grew up blowing dust out of cartridges.
The Aesthetic
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Retro-tech meets digital decay
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Pixel distortion that feels straight out of an old CRT screen
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Clean, minimal layout that lets the message do the talking
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Nostalgic without feeling like a costume
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CerealBox Ink
- Email: contact@support.cerealboxink.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Just Glitching” Retro Reality Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|