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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

129,76 kr. DKK
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"It's Not A Phase. It's Arthritis."

They saved the world on a diet of pizza and attitude. Now they save the good couch cushion and argue about whether the thermostat is too high.

This vintage-style graphic tee is a love letter to every 90s kid who grew up alongside the Turtles — and now realizes with dawning horror that you've both aged at roughly the same rate.

Why you need this shirt:

  • Your knees make the same sounds as Raphael looks
  • You own a heating pad and you're not ashamed
  • Coffee is no longer optional — it's infrastructure
  • You still think you could take Shredder. Your chiropractor disagrees.

Design features: Vintage distressed screen-print aesthetic, full color illustration, aged typography, premium DTG print on soft-washed fabric.

Makes an exceptional gift for: The 90s kid in your life, TMNT superfans, anyone currently icing their shoulder, dads who peaked in 1994, and absolutely anyone whose first instinct when sitting down is a small involuntary groan.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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