Resting Stone Face™ Gargoyle Tee
Straight out of a 90s Saturday morning cartoon fever dream, this Resting Stone Face™ Gargoyle Tee is for anyone whose default expression says “I’m fine” but whose soul says “I’ve seen some things.”
The design features a fierce, stone-faced gargoyle bursting through cracked rock, glowing with supernatural energy and zero patience — paired with the perfectly deadpan slogan “I HAVE RESTING STONE FACE.” It’s bold, nostalgic, and unapologetically dramatic, just like the cartoons we grew up on.
This shirt is a love letter to 90s animation, retro graphic tees, and that era when everything was louder, sharper, and somehow purple for no reason. Whether you’re a cartoon kid, a sarcasm enthusiast, or someone who’s been told to “smile more” one too many times, this design gets it.
Wear it ironically. Wear it proudly. Wear it like you just stepped off a gothic skyscraper at sunset.
Perfect for:
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90s kids and cartoon nostalgia addicts
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Fans of retro animation and bold graphic tees
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People with elite-level resting face energy
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Anyone who appreciates humor with a stone-cold delivery
If your vibe is ancient protector by night, emotionally unavailable by day, this one’s for you.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CerealBox Ink
- Email: contact@support.cerealboxink.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Resting Stone Face™ Gargoyle Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|