Orbitz™ – Drink the Lava Lamp Tee
Remember when drinks looked like science experiments and nobody questioned it?
Yeah… this shirt is that energy.
The Orbitz™ – Drink the Lava Lamp Tee is a love letter to peak 90s soda culture—when futuristic branding, wild colors, and “what am I drinking?” vibes ruled the shelves.
This bold, retro-futuristic design features a classic Orbitz-style bottle packed with floating gelatin orbs, fake science claims, and unapologetic chaos. Basically, it looks like a lava lamp you were absolutely not supposed to consume… but did anyway.
The Design
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Retro 90s soda ad aesthetic
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Futuristic bottle with floating red & yellow gelatin orbs
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Loud callouts like “Suspended Flavor Technology” and “Non-Newtonian Refreshment”
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High-contrast, print-ready artwork that pops on any shirt color
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Clean vector-style illustration built for long-lasting wear
If Nickelodeon slime, Surge commercials, and mall arcades had a baby — this would be the uniform.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CerealBox Ink
- Email: contact@support.cerealboxink.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Orbitz™ – Drink the Lava Lamp Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
|
16.25
|
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M
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28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
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L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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