Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles T-Shirt
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"It's Not A Phase. It's Arthritis."
They saved the world on a diet of pizza and attitude. Now they save the good couch cushion and argue about whether the thermostat is too high.
This vintage-style graphic tee is a love letter to every 90s kid who grew up alongside the Turtles — and now realizes with dawning horror that you've both aged at roughly the same rate.
Why you need this shirt:
- Your knees make the same sounds as Raphael looks
- You own a heating pad and you're not ashamed
- Coffee is no longer optional — it's infrastructure
- You still think you could take Shredder. Your chiropractor disagrees.
Design features: Vintage distressed screen-print aesthetic, full color illustration, aged typography, premium DTG print on soft-washed fabric.
Makes an exceptional gift for: The 90s kid in your life, TMNT superfans, anyone currently icing their shoulder, dads who peaked in 1994, and absolutely anyone whose first instinct when sitting down is a small involuntary groan.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CerealBox Ink
- Email: contact@support.cerealboxink.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|